I was browsing through the e-mails in the Naruto411 gmail. These days we usually only get e-mails from Twitter informing us of a new follower and whatnot.
However two e-mails caught my eye while I marking all of the Twitter e-mails as read.
1. Sasuke is gonna die!
Quote:
Hello all,
Iam a close associate of Naruto's writer and illustrator Masashi Kishimoto.
Actually i should say i was a close associate because now iam on bad
terms with the writer and so iam really angry at him that iam going to
disclose to you all manga chapter 505 in which sasuke is going to die.
Yes you heard it right sasuke is going to die and he wants to give it
as a surprise to you all.
You might be wondering how have i got the mail ids of all the people.
You are the people that are creating a certain kind of Hype to naruto
online.And so kishimoto is maintaining a list of your mail ids and now
i think you can believe iam not a spammer.
Now you can go download the chapter 505 of the manga here.
[link leads to a shitty survey site]
By the way dont go for premium download here as it will cost you some
dimes just go fora regular download and go get the leaked manga.
Also dont think it is a virus.If you are doubtful about the ingenuity
of the manga download the file with firefox and firefox will tell you
if it is a virus when you are downloading.
So please download the manga here and help me get my revenge.
If you have got a chance send this mail to all your friends who are
also naruto fans like you.
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Chapter 505? That's like 2 months from now! I CAN'T WAIT!!
2. I don't want to be your uploader. I want to be a douche instead.
(For tl;dr guys, scroll down to get the point of this e-mail)
Subject: Uploader
Quote:
Figured this'd get your attention, 20mb/s connection good enough? I have MSNM and..
wait, I'm getting ahead of myself,
I decline your position as uploader,
before you,
there was Dattebayo,
without you,
another site will rise from the ash.
Sanji-X,
Primary difference in Emo vs Sasuke
Emos are in a perpetual 'hurt myself' phase
while
Clearly Sasuke has always been in a 'hurt you' phase
Also, this last episode, the freaking village is wasted! what do you mean Nothing happens?!
shikamaru ftw douche... you'd be mad excited about these episodes if you weren't a waste of internet time better spent actually cliccing the links to start the downloads, I care not what you think, pretty sure a lot of shared sentiments not speaking because of your stature, but we Juggalos give no fuccs, I can always peep Nyaatorrents and TPB for 'taka', ban me like it'll do something! lmmfao.
"Just the two of us now."
"Then I'll ask you, where is Naruto?"
"Will of fire for the win."
"What the hell does that mean?"
"Exactly, metalface." -cussing cut out Horriblesub style, taka ftw.
BTW, noble cause this site may be, but you should just stop.. just.. stop.. let someone else do a recap, cause you're clearly overqualified.
(argue with my madness! AHAHAHAHA) ha.
PS: I'ma still help everyone else out, uncapping my torrent handler so that everyone can get the episode as fast as their connection can handle it, I just have no desire to help your site thrive and continue spouting BS about shit you don't know.
On the Sasuke biography, you missed "The revival of my clan." in the ambitions section.
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This guy has endless diarrhea of the mouth. Before you shitstorm somebody, you damn well better know them before you
UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY!! Anyway.
1. We covered Shippuden since Episode 42. DB still subbed then. And I don't give a shit if he goes elsewhere. Stay on your torrents. I don't get his argument here.
2. Another butthurt Sasuke lover. For fuck sake, it's called sarcasm. HmmX is slowly learning this in the comments of every other news post. Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if this was actually him. Anyway...
3.
I love
typing like this
holy fuck
is this a poem or something?
who does this shit?
The best part is that I never noticed this e-mail until now. We already got a uploader who isn't a douche that filled in the position already. I went ahead and sent him a kind reply - a text less e-mail with just one image (see attached picture).
TL;DR
FATASS WITH A FAST CONNECTION WAS RAGED AFTER SASUKE BEING CALLED EMO. BAWWWW
Amusing E-mails at Naruto411
Had no idea what that guy was talking about XD.
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