Naruto: SASUKE!!!! I need those chopsticks to eat ramen.
Sakura: Why havn't you returned any of my calls?
Sasuke: What the hell, when have you seen any of us have a phone, we send messages by birds for fucks sake...just like Harry Fucking Potter!
Sasuke: Sakura, I may or may not have slept with your sister... Ok, I did. IT. WAS. TEH. AWESOME.
Naruto: Man, you should be in the dictionary as the definition of "Legend"
Sakura: Naaarrrruuuutooooo. SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU'RE NEXT!!!
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